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Choose Cardinal or Forest Green and let the baubles do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA holiday pun with personality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cheerful ornament characters deliver an unapologetically cheeky message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A cozy layer for everyday wear and festive downtime.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crewneck styling:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem work worn alone or layered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeasonal color choices:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cardinal and Forest Green in sizes S–3XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA gift for the right crowd:\u003c\/strong\u003e A playful choice for adults who enjoy irreverent Christmas humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This sweatshirt runs small. Order one size larger than your usual size, and check the size guide below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecs \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton face.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBody: 65% cotton, 35% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupplier composition note: Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester; this listing offers Cardinal and Forest Green.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 8.5 oz\/yd² (288.2 g\/m²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTightly knit 3-end fleece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-fabric patch on the back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Pakistan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDeck the halls. Commit to the bit. 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