{"product_id":"dont-get-me-started-sourdough-embroidered-apron","title":"Don't Get Me Started Sourdough Embroidered Apron | Funny Baker Kitchen Apron Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor the baker who has opinions. About everything.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Get Me Started Sourdough Embroidered Apron\u003c\/strong\u003e features “Don’t get me started.” in small embroidered text above three embroidered sourdough jars — a chest placement that says everything without saying too much. For the sourdough obsessive, the home baker, or anyone whose starter has a name and a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and White. 20″ × 30″.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e70% polyester, 30% cotton — durable, comfortable, and easy to care for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable neck loop and long waist ties for a customized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo spacious front pockets for kitchen essentials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Don’t get me started.” with three sourdough starter jars — embroidered chest placement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black and White | 20″ × 30″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low — do not iron embroidery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe most relatable apron in the kitchen — especially if you’ve ever explained sourdough hydration ratios at a dinner party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered detail that’s subtle enough to be elegant, specific enough to be hilarious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous coverage with two front pockets for everything you need within reach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for the home baker, the sourdough obsessive, or anyone whose starter is basically a family member\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors and embroidery details may vary slightly from what is shown.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spinsterly Co","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45436774842477,"sku":"3021537_9287","price":30.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45436774875245,"sku":"3021537_9286","price":30.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/0670\/6029\/files\/embroidered-apron-black-front-6a4d9b32278a8.jpg?v=1783470925","url":"https:\/\/spinsterlyco.com\/products\/dont-get-me-started-sourdough-embroidered-apron","provider":"Spinsterly Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}