{"product_id":"on-my-eldest-daughter-shit-acrylic-keychain","title":"On My Eldest Daughter Shit Keychain | Funny Acrylic Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor the eldest daughter who has already handled it.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plans? Made. The reminder text? Sent. The emotional support? Somehow also your job. This \u003cstrong\u003eOn My Eldest Daughter Shit keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e brings a little humor to being the person everyone assumes has it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOversized pink retro lettering, dark outlines, and a bright blue border make the message impossible to miss. The transparent acrylic follows the shape of the graphic, giving this everyday accessory a playful silhouette without adding unnecessary bulk. Clip it to your keys or use it to give your bag a little eldest-daughter attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelatable humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e A cheeky nod to the eldest daughter who keeps the group chat, calendar, and contingency plan running.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold retro style:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pink lettering with darker pink shadows and a blue border adds a pop of color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy everyday carry:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight acrylic keeps the design portable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA gift with personality:\u003c\/strong\u003e A fun birthday, stocking-stuffer, or just-because gift for your sister, friend, or yourself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: acrylic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 2 × 2 inches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor option: Transparent, with full-color printed artwork.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShaped design featuring “On My Eldest Daughter Shit” lettering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKey ring and short chain shown in the product image.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and durable for everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains explicit language.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCarrying the keys. Not volunteering to carry everything else.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spinsterly Co","offers":[{"title":"2\" x 2\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":67874112372845,"sku":"43301404633496674830","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/0670\/6029\/files\/on_my_eldest_daughter_shit_two_inch_acrylic_keychain.jpg?v=1793153683","url":"https:\/\/spinsterlyco.com\/products\/on-my-eldest-daughter-shit-acrylic-keychain","provider":"Spinsterly Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}