{"product_id":"on-my-eldest-daughter-shit-ceramic-mug","title":"On My Eldest Daughter Shit Mug – Funny Ceramic Coffee Cup","description":"\u003ch2\u003eManaging everything? Coffee first.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe family group chat has questions. Someone needs a reminder. You’ve already made the backup plan. This \u003cstrong\u003eOn My Eldest Daughter Shit mug\u003c\/strong\u003e brings a much-needed sense of humor to your morning coffee or afternoon tea, especially when being the responsible one was never actually on your to-do list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold pink retro lettering with dark outlines and a turquoise border stands out against white ceramic. A bright blue rim, handle, and interior add another pop of color, making this funny eldest-daughter coffee mug as expressive as your face when someone asks you to organize one more thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk for your next planning session, make it your reading-break companion, or give it to the sister or friend who always seems to have everything handled. Choose the 11 oz size for your everyday pour or the 15 oz option when your coffee ritual calls for a little more room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelatable eldest-daughter humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e A cheeky statement for the unofficial family coordinator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColorful retro graphic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pink lettering and blue accents bring personality to your mug shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo size options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick 11 oz or 15 oz to suit your coffee or tea routine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA gift with attitude:\u003c\/strong\u003e A fun birthday, holiday, or just-because gift for an eldest daughter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: ceramic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite exterior with blue rim, interior, and handle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign reads “On My Eldest Daughter Shit.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) high × 3.25″ (8.3 cm) diameter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) high × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your preferred size; sizes are sold individually.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains explicit language.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOne cup of coffee. Zero applications for additional responsibilities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spinsterly Co","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":67889899339885,"sku":"6974361_11050","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":67889899372653,"sku":"6974361_17197","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/0670\/6029\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-blue-11-oz-left-6ae15babd8f73.jpg?v=1793153985","url":"https:\/\/spinsterlyco.com\/products\/on-my-eldest-daughter-shit-ceramic-mug","provider":"Spinsterly Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}