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Sizes S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton — heavyweight, soft, and structured\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for a vintage-washed look with natural color variation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit | Double-needle armholes and hems for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“PETTYLUJAH” graphic in white serif type | Available in 6 colors | Sizes S–4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne word. Zero explanation needed. Infinite applications.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight garment-dyed construction — the kind of tee that gets better with every wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit that works oversized or true-to-size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for the petty, the unbothered, or anyone who has simply had enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Garment-dyeing may result in slight color variation between pieces — this is intentional and part of the vintage character. 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