{"product_id":"tread-harder-daddy-car-magnet","title":"Tread Harder Daddy Car Magnet | Funny Gadsden Flag Parody Car Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDon’t tread on me. Tread harder.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eTread Harder Daddy Car Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e puts a bow on the Gadsden flag — literally. A coiled rattlesnake in a tiny red bow, captioned “TREAD HARDER DADDY” on a bold yellow background. A parody for the ages. Slap it on your car and let the highway sort itself out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable 100% vinyl with a matte finish and strong black magnetic backing. Weather-resistant, easily removable, and swap-ready whenever the mood strikes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% vinyl with matte finish — durable and weather-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong black magnetic backing — holds securely, removes cleanly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo adhesive, no residue — swap as often as you like\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYellow Gadsden flag parody design with “TREAD HARDER DADDY” text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor decorative exterior use on metal vehicle surfaces only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA parody that speaks for itself — no explanation needed, no apologies given\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeather-resistant for year-round display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemovable and reusable — no commitment, maximum impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for the politically irreverent, the chronically online, or anyone who appreciates a well-placed bow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors and print details may vary slightly from what is shown.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spinsterly Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45437323772013,"sku":"3192760_22710","price":14.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/0670\/6029\/files\/car-magnets-white-5x5-front-6a4dbc998b491.jpg?v=1783479463","url":"https:\/\/spinsterlyco.com\/products\/tread-harder-daddy-car-magnet","provider":"Spinsterly Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}