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Pair it with jeans for casual celebrations or keep it close for those winter mornings when coffee and a strong opinion are equally necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for a feminist holiday gift? This funny Santa sweatshirt is a spirited pick for the friend who brings both the cookies and the conversation. 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