{"product_id":"violent-little-thing-distressed-dad-hat","title":"Violent Little Thing Distressed Dad Hat | Tonal Black Embroidered Cap","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor the Readers Who Wear Their Obsessions Well.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e“Violent Little Thing”\u003c\/strong\u003e distressed dad hat features tonal black-on-black embroidery in gothic script — understated enough to be a secret, striking enough to be a statement. A soft, unstructured crown with a naturally distressed brim gives it that perfectly worn-in feel from day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the dark academia devotee, the romantasy reader, the one who finishes a book at 3am and immediately needs merch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% pre-shrunk cotton twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, unstructured 6-panel low-profile crown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamed front panel without buckram\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 sewn eyelets | 6 stitched rows on brim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable hook and loop closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits most (head circumference 19–22\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e The tonal embroidery is intentionally subtle and may not be visible in all lighting conditions. Distressing details are inherent to the product and will vary slightly between units.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade to order, printed on demand — no minimums, no waste, no apologies.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a print-on-demand item. Production typically takes 2–5 business days before shipping. Colors may vary slightly between screens and the physical product. Some product images are mockups and may be digitally rendered for illustration purposes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spinsterly Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45442585067629,"sku":"7282567_10990","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/0670\/6029\/files\/distressed-dad-hat-black-front-6a4f0c4a561a2.jpg?v=1783565408","url":"https:\/\/spinsterlyco.com\/products\/violent-little-thing-distressed-dad-hat","provider":"Spinsterly Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}