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Spinsterly Co

Certified Short Stack Pullover Hoodie | Funny Graphic Hoodie for Women

Certified Short Stack Pullover Hoodie | Funny Graphic Hoodie for Women

$47.85 USD
$47.85 USD
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Officially documented. Unapologetically short.

The Certified Short Stack Pullover Hoodie features “certified short stack” in a mixed sans-serif and cursive script centered on the chest — because some things just need to be in writing. Made from heavyweight cotton-blend fleece with a relaxed fit and drop shoulders, it’s the kind of hoodie you’ll live in.

Available in Black, Charity Pink, Hazy Pink, and Orchid. Sizes XS–2XL.

Product Details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester — heavyweight fleece for serious coziness
  • Relaxed fit with drop shoulders for an effortlessly oversized look
  • Self-fabric hood (no drawcord) | Front kangaroo pocket
  • Pre-shrunk fabric — holds its shape wash after wash
  • “certified short stack” chest graphic in white | Available in 4 colors | Sizes XS–2XL
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Why You’ll Love It

  • A certified statement for the vertically efficient among us
  • Heavyweight fleece that actually keeps you warm
  • Relaxed fit that works oversized or true-to-size
  • Perfect gift for the short friend, the short sister, or yourself — you know who you are

This is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors and print details may vary slightly from what is shown.

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