The Eat the Rich Vampire Mouth T-Shirt makes the menu clear — “EAT THE RICH” written across vampire fangs in a dripping blood-red mouth graphic on a black 100% cotton unisex tee. Gothic, political, and extremely on the nose.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Sizes S–2XL.
Product Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, and slightly stretchy
Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit | Side-seamed construction | Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Vampire fangs with “Eat the Rich” in dripping blood-red mouth graphic — front chest placement
Available in Black | Sizes S–2XL | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors
Why You’ll Love It
The most efficient economic critique in graphic tee form
Gothic vampire aesthetic that’s dark, bold, and impossible to misread
Unisex fit that works for everyone — wear it fitted, oversized, or tucked
Perfect gift for the leftist, the goth, the anti-capitalist, or anyone who has opinions about wealth inequality and vampires
This is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors and print details may vary slightly from what is shown. Fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors.
