The Eat the Rich Vampire Mouth Tote Bag makes the menu clear — “EAT THE RICH” written across vampire fangs in a dripping blood-red mouth graphic on a certified organic cotton tote. Available in Black and Oyster. Pair it with the matching tee for the full look.
100% certified organic cotton. 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″. Holds up to 30 lbs.
Product Details
100% certified organic cotton — durable, sustainable, and plastic-free
16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ with 1″ wide dual straps | Holds up to 30 lbs
Vampire fangs with “Eat the Rich” in dripping blood-red mouth graphic — front graphic
Available in Black and Oyster
Spot clean only — do not machine wash or tumble dry
Why You’ll Love It
The most efficient economic critique in tote bag form
Gothic vampire aesthetic that’s dark, bold, and impossible to misread
Certified organic cotton — sustainably made for the sustainably anti-capitalist
Perfect gift for the leftist, the goth, or anyone who carries their groceries and their politics in the same bag
This is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors and print details may vary slightly from what is shown.
