The Cat Has Spoken. Equal Rights, or Consequences.
The Equal Rights or I Bites Cat T-Shirt features a grumpy Siamese cat surrounded by sparkles and the iconic “Equal Rights or I Bites” retro script — the perfect shirt for cat lovers, feminists, and anyone who’s done being polite about it. Comfort Colors quality: the kind that gets better with every wash.
Available in Midnight (indigo) and Brick. Sizes S–4XL.
Product Details
100% ring-spun cotton — garment-dyed for a lived-in vintage feel
Heavyweight fabric with structure and softness
Relaxed unisex fit — size down for a more fitted look
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar | Twill-taped neck and shoulders
Sizes S–4XL (2XL and 3XL priced slightly higher)
Note: Garment-dyed items may have slight color variation between pieces — this is a natural characteristic of the dyeing process, not a defect.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Wash with like colors.
Made to order, printed on demand — no minimums, no waste, no more being polite about it.
Note: This is a print-on-demand item. Production typically takes 3–7 business days before shipping. Colors may vary slightly between screens and the physical product. Print placement may shift slightly between units — this is normal for print-on-demand production.
