Fa La La Fucking La Embroidered Christmas Sweatshirt

Festive spirit. Explicit lyrics.

This funny embroidered Christmas sweatshirt gives the holiday singalong a very honest remix. Stacked “Fa La / LA LA LA / la fucking / LA” lettering is embroidered in green, red, gold-colored, and white thread, mixing script and block letters for a festive design with absolutely no interest in behaving.

Pull it on for an adults-only holiday gathering, a gift exchange with your most sarcastic friend, or a quiet night recovering from seasonal obligations. Soft fleece inside brings the cozy; the embroidery handles the commentary. The classic unisex sweatshirt silhouette has a ribbed crew neck, long-sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem for easy layering or wearing on its own.

Why You’ll Love It

• Embroidered holiday attitude: The festive lettering is stitched, not printed, for people whose Christmas cheer comes with a swear jar.
• Soft fleece interior: A comfortable everyday layer for the holiday season and beyond.
• Classic crewneck style: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep the silhouette simple.
• A gift with an attitude: A playful choice for a friend who appreciates adult humor.
• Sizes S–3XL: Check the measurements below before choosing your fit.

Fit warning: This sweatshirt runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Specs & Details

• Decoration: Embroidered lettering.
• 100% cotton face.
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
• Supplier fabric note: Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester.
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²).
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece.
• Side-seamed construction.
• Self-fabric patch on the back.
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem.
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
• Traceability: Weaving, dyeing, and manufacturing in Pakistan.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester.
• Supplier disclosure: Contains 0% dangerous substances.

Deck the halls. Lower the expectations. Keep the sweatshirt.

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