The It’s Not Male Loneliness It’s Natural Selection Tote Bag makes the scientific case in teal mixed-weight typography — “it’s not MALE LONELINESS it’s NATURAL SELECTION” — with a star for emphasis. Carry your groceries, your books, or your complete lack of sympathy in 100% certified organic cotton.
Available in Black and Oyster. Holds up to 30 lbs. Measures 16″ × 14½″ × 5″.
Product Details
100% certified organic cotton — durable, eco-conscious, and sourced responsibly
Holds up to 30 lbs | Spacious open main compartment
“it’s not MALE LONELINESS it’s NATURAL SELECTION” graphic in teal mixed-weight type
Available in Black and Oyster | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Why You’ll Love It
A peer-reviewed opinion, now on a tote
Sturdy enough for groceries, bold enough to make a point at the farmers market
Organic cotton construction — sustainable and built to last
Perfect gift for the feminist, the biologist, or anyone who has simply done the math
This is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors and print details may vary slightly from what is shown.
