My D!ck's Bigger Crop Top | Funny Feminist Women's Cropped Tank

Say it with your chest — literally.

This women’s crop top features a playful cursive script and star accents that deliver the message loud and clear: “my d!ck’s bigger.” Equal parts confident and chaotic, it’s the kind of top that starts conversations and ends arguments.

Available in seven colors — Solid White Blend, Solid Black Blend, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Mauve, Heather Dusty Blue, Heather Deep Teal, and Heather True Royal — in sizes S through 2XL.

Product Features

• Relaxed crop fit with a rounded hem
• 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
• Extra light fabric — 3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²)
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Available in S, M, L, XL, and 2XL
• Seven color options including heathered and solid blends

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Iron on low heat if needed, avoid printing