The My Dick’s Bigger Crewneck Sweatshirt says it plainly — “my dick’s bigger” in green cursive script with stars on a navy premium crewneck sweatshirt. Wear it to the meeting, the party, or anywhere that could use a little energy adjustment.
80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester — soft, premium fleece with under 5% shrinkage
Classic crew neck | 1×1 ribbed cuffs and waistband | Double-needle topstitching throughout
Structured shape with a regular fit | Minimal shrinkage wash after wash
“my dick’s bigger” in green cursive script with stars — front chest graphic
Available in Navy | Sizes S–3XL | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Why You’ll Love It
The most efficient confidence statement in sweatshirt form
Green cursive with stars — playful, bold, and impossible to misread
Premium construction that’s as serious as the energy it brings
Perfect gift for the unapologetically confident, the funny feminist, or anyone who has simply had enough of the room
This product features original graphic design by Spinsterly Co.
This is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors and print details may vary slightly from what is shown.
