The My Dick’s Bigger Embroidered Crewneck Sweatshirt features “my dick’s bigger” in tonal embroidered script with star accents on a premium heavyweight fleece — understated enough for the office, specific enough for the fans. Say it without saying it. Wear it everywhere.
Available in Black, Pebble Blue, and White. Sizes S–3XL.
Oversized relaxed fit | Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Double-needle topstitching for durability
Available in Black, Pebble Blue, and White | Sizes S–3XL
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron directly over embroidery.
Made to order, printed on demand — no minimums, no waste, no explaining yourself.
Note: This is a print-on-demand item. Production typically takes 2–5 business days before shipping. Colors may vary slightly between screens and the physical product. Embroidery placement may shift slightly between units — this is normal for embroidered print-on-demand production.
This product features original artwork. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or officially connected to any artist, their management, label, or associated entities.
