Say it with your whole chest.
The My Dick’s Bigger sweatshirt features embroidered tonal script with star accents — garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage feel in 13 rich colors. For everyone who’s tired of the competition and ready to win it.
Available in 13 colors, sizes S–3XL. Size up for an oversized look.
Product Details
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft, structured, and cozy
- Garment-dyed for a unique vintage wash — colors vary slightly piece to piece
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified materials
- Side-seamed construction | 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Twill tape at inside back neck for durability
- Relaxed unisex fit — size up for an oversized look
- Sizes S–3XL | 2XL and 3XL priced slightly higher
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Embroidered design for a lasting finish
Available Colors
Pepper, Denim, Blue Spruce, Crimson, Flo Blue, Light Green, Blue Jean, Watermelon, Grey, Violet, Seafoam, Orchid, and Butter.
Why You’ll Love It
- Embroidered tonal script with star accents — bold statement, beautifully executed
- Garment-dyed vintage wash — every piece is slightly unique
- OEKO-TEX certified — made with materials tested for harmful substances
- Perfect funny feminist gift in 13 colors for every mood and wardrobe
Garment-dyed items may have slight color variation between pieces — this is a natural characteristic of the dyeing process and part of what makes each piece unique.
This is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors may vary slightly from screen to print. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
This product features original graphic design inspired by themes of gender equality. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or officially connected to any artist, their management, label, or associated entities.
