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My Inner Vampire Hates Mornings Gothic Accent Coffee Mug | Funny Dark Humor Gift
My Inner Vampire Hates Mornings Gothic Accent Coffee Mug | Funny Dark Humor Gift
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The sun is a personal attack.
The My Inner Vampire Hates Mornings Gothic Accent Coffee Mug features "My Inner Vampire Hates Mornings" in ornate gothic typography with bats, blood drips, and dark flourishes — printed on a crisp white ceramic body with a dramatic black interior and handle. For the night owl, the reluctant morning person, and anyone whose inner vampire is absolutely not okay with this.
Why You'll Love It
- "My Inner Vampire Hates Mornings" in ornate gothic lettering with bats and blood drips — printed on both sides
- Dark, dramatic design — gothic aesthetic meets deeply relatable energy
- Black interior and C-handle — moody, minimal, and vampire-approved
- Available in 11oz and 15oz to survive your morning
- Glossy finish makes the gothic illustration crisp and vivid
- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy everyday use
- Lead- and BPA-free durable ceramic construction
Specs & Care
- White ceramic body with black interior and handle
- Sizes: 11oz and 15oz
- Dishwasher-safe; hand wash recommended to preserve print longevity
- Microwave-safe
The coffee helps. The sun does not.
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