No bad trails. Just bad knees. The raccoon understands.
The No Bad Trails Just Bad Knees Hiking Raccoon Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt features a hiking raccoon giving a peace sign with a trekking pole, mountains and pine trees behind, and "No Bad Trails / Just Bad Knees" arched above and below — front chest print on a premium garment-dyed heavyweight tee. For the hiker with opinions about their joints, the trail runner who has earned every ache, and anyone who has ever said "I'm fine" while descending a switchback.
Why You'll Love It
"No Bad Trails / Just Bad Knees" hiking raccoon graphic — front chest print
Available in Blue Spruce, Moss, and Light Green — all deeply trail-coded
100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage feel
Heavyweight fabric — substantial, structured, and built to last
7/8" double-needle topstitched collar with twill-taped neck and shoulders
Relaxed unisex fit — great oversized or true to size
Available in S–4XL — inclusive sizing for every body
Made on demand to reduce waste
Specs & Care
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
Fit: unisex relaxed
Colors: Blue Spruce, Moss, Light Green
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Print: front chest graphic
No bad trails. Just bad knees. The raccoon has been there.
