A plague doctor cradling a grumpy black cat, surrounded by hearts, skulls, and moons. Is it a mental health statement? A cottagecore goth aesthetic? A cry for help delivered with impeccable taste? Yes. All of the above. Wear it proudly.
Garment-dyed for a perfectly lived-in look that only gets better with every wash. Thick, structured, and built to last — because anxiety is forever, but at least your shirt will be too.
Product Features
100% ring-spun cotton — no polyester, no compromises
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²) — substantial and structured
Garment-dyed | Relaxed unisex fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar | Twill-taped neck and shoulders
Double-needle hems | Preshrunk
Sizes S–4XL
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron on low heat if needed, avoid printing
Made to order, printed on demand — no minimums, no waste, no chill.
