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Real Ass Americans Respect the Constitution Glossy White Coffee Mug | Funny Political Cat Gift

Real Ass Americans Respect the Constitution Glossy White Coffee Mug | Funny Political Cat Gift

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Real Ass Americans Respect the Constitution. Said the cat. In a Liberty crown.

The Real Ass Americans Respect the Constitution Glossy White Coffee Mug features a grumpy orange cat wearing a Statue of Liberty crown, delivering constitutional truth via speech bubble — printed on both sides of a crisp all-white glossy ceramic body. For the civics nerd, the protest voter, and the cat person who's had enough.

Why You'll Love It

  • Grumpy Liberty-crowned cat with speech bubble — printed on both sides
  • "Real Ass Americans Respect the Constitution" — blunt, bold, and unapologetic
  • All-white glossy finish — clean, bright, and statement-ready
  • Available in 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz to fuel your civic engagement
  • Glossy finish makes the illustration vivid and sharp
  • Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy everyday use
  • Lead- and BPA-free durable ceramic construction

Specs & Care

  • White glossy ceramic body
  • Sizes: 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz
  • Dishwasher-safe; hand wash recommended to preserve print longevity
  • Microwave-safe

The cat has spoken. Read the document.

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