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You Don't Hate Mondays You Hate Capitalism Tote Bag | Funny Anti-Capitalism Organic Cotton Tote

You Don't Hate Mondays You Hate Capitalism Tote Bag | Funny Anti-Capitalism Organic Cotton Tote

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It’s not the day. It’s the system.

The You Don’t Hate Mondays You Hate Capitalism Tote Bag cuts right to it — “YOU DON’T HATE MONDAYS / YOU HATE CAPITALISM” in bold white mixed-type graphic on a certified organic cotton tote. Available in Black and Oyster. Carry your groceries, your books, your feelings about late-stage capitalism.

100% certified organic cotton. 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″. Holds up to 30 lbs.

Product Details

  • 100% certified organic cotton — durable, sustainable, and plastic-free
  • 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ with 1″ wide dual straps | Holds up to 30 lbs
  • “You Don’t Hate Mondays You Hate Capitalism” in bold white mixed-type graphic
  • Available in Black and Oyster
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low — do not bleach

Why You’ll Love It

  • The most accurate diagnosis of your Sunday dread, now on a tote
  • Certified organic cotton — sustainable enough to carry your anti-capitalism groceries in
  • Spacious enough for the farmers market, the library, or the revolution
  • Perfect gift for the leftist, the labor organizer, or anyone who has ever dreaded a Monday

This is a print-on-demand item made to order. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipment. Colors and print details may vary slightly from what is shown.

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